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HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY 2010 FROM OJ&B!

It's officially summer 2010 now that Memorial Day Weekend is here to kick it off! This means that it is time to strap on that all white ...


It's officially summer 2010 now that Memorial Day Weekend is here to kick it off! This means that it is time to strap on that all white monokini with your matching triple platform heels and get on the train/Jitney/carpool/helicopter/yacht/moped/limo to the HAMMIES! (The Hamptons for those of you who may not have caught it.)

It's hard to believe but not EVERYONE is actually going to the Hammies. Some are staying in the city or heading to other places to celebrate. Whatever you do, remember to stay classy and don't go crazy wearing booty shorts everywhere just because it is the summer time. There is a time and a place for booty shorts and the streets of NYC (or any city for that matter) is not the time or the place. There are reasons why I love Fall/Winter more than Spring/Summer.

Above all, let's all take a moment to remember why we can enjoy going to the Hammies in monokinis and booty shorts. Memorial Day is a time to thank the men and women who have given their lives for our country so we can be free and enjoy life! OJ&B THANKS ALL OF THEM AND ANYONE WHO IS CURRENTLY SERVING IN THE MILITARY!!!

Now go have a burger/hot dog/veggie something that looks weird next to the real food on the grill, wear SPF and have a wonderful time!

Like Miley Says, "HEEEYYYYYY IT'S A PARTY IN THE U.S.A!"
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