The Real Housewives of New York City Weekly Recap: Season 4, Episode 3 "Hairy Mess"
By: Helen Cooper, OJ&B Contributing Writer This week’s episode is all about moving on: from nasty divorces, from even nastier public a...
By: Helen Cooper, OJ&B Contributing Writer
This week’s episode is all about moving on: from nasty divorces, from even nastier public arguments, from walking down the runway like a hot mess in heat and, finally, from delivering the worst speech in the history of podiums.
2.The previously mentioned terrible 23-year-old actor is perhaps the most unintentionally entertaining bit player on the Housewives franchise, ever. First, he tells Cindy that she could probably be his mother. I would have snapped that ugly little toad in half. Then, when Kelly gets her hands on him, she requests that he make like Zach Galifianakis in Due Date and pretend that he is acting in a scene in which he is both breaking news of his cancer and proposing marriage. Naturally, he asks for one of Kelly’s rings (props really do make the scene) and gets down to showing off all of his Julliard training. I cannot emphasize enough how truly awful he was. If he were an American Idol contestant, Simon would have come back on to the show just to tell him that he should give up the dream. Not everyone can be an actor. Some people have to work the counter at Duane Reade or wear the toy soldier costume at F.A.O Schwartz. Maybe Jacques has a server opening at The Wine Connection.
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Being Bobby Brown. I mean, it’s basically the best power move ever on Sonja’s part. “What’s that? You’re angry about something you probably shouldn’t be angry about anyway? Well, try and stay mad when I’m wearing this hat. It’s simply not possible.” Point: Sonja.
only works 9-7, five days a week! She’s supposed to sleep over but only ONE of the nannies does that. HOW IS CINDY SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF HER SLEEPING CHILDREN BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 7 AND 9?! With the help of only ONE nanny?!
Vogue model Alex McCord is celebrating her birthday. She’s turning 30-something, which in model years may as well be 60-something. And Simon has thrown her a fabulous party on Governor’s Island.
My boyfriend walked into the room, saw this pic and asked what was up with the Frankenstein monster.The best birthday present of all for Alex is her very own photo shoot! There’s a hair and makeup team that play a funny trick on her and make her head into a marvelous rat’s nest. There a wardrobe girl who delivers the best line ever: when Alex says that the dress won’t fit, the wardrobe girl goes, “Oh, is it too big.” To which Alex has to reply, “Actually, it’s too small.” Now, this would be a sad, embarrassing thing coming out of anyone else’s mouth, but Alex just got done jambering on about how she’s naturally beautiful and how “looks are a matter of genetics. Hers are a happy accident.” Nobody likes a braggart, especially if it's wearing a silly hat.
Black Swan, it’s off to whatever random award ceremony Ramona is being honored at.