Us Weekly Fashion Police: April 16, 2012

OJ&B returns as a Fashion Police Top Cop in the April 16, 2012 issue of Us Weekly featuring Michelle Williams (do you think she found love again with Jason Segel)? 

This time I gave citations to Ashley Tisdale, Nicole Scherzinger (Nicole from Pussycat Dolls) and Brooklyn Decker!

Click on the photos below to check out OJ&B's sassy comments to these fashion victim's.  I mean honestly, why the hell would Ashley Tis wear that horrible outfit?!

TREAT YO SELF: Spa Week Returns April 16th - 22nd!

Life can be so amazing and at the same time, life can be... well, LIFE!  Let's face it, some days are way harder than others and we often spend time racing through life without taking time to sit back and just enjoy! 

The good news is is that Spa Week is back next week, April 16th -22nd, and you can enjoy AMAZING Spa Treatments nation wide for only $50!!  That price is enough to make you go "AHHH," (or should I say, SPAAAA)!

Glee Returns This Week on Fox!

The Glee Gang is back and heading to an amusement park for Senior Ditch Day in the latest episode airing April 10, 2012 on FOX. Photo courtesy of FOX

The last thing the Gleeks remember about Glee is that Rachel (Lea Michele) and Finn (Cory Monteith) were seconds away from getting married.  They were waiting on Quinn (Dianna Agron) to get to ceremony when everyone's fave Cheerio became a teen statistic by being involved in a texting while driving car crash.   Then the dreaded "To Be Continued" faded onto the screen (OH NO)!

Gleeks can now rest easy and take a small break from the message boards because the hit series returns tomorrow at 9/8 Central time answering the dramatic cliffhangers of Quinn’s car accident, Finn and Rachel’s wedding and Sue’s (Jane Lynch) pregnancy, as graduation at McKinley High approaches.

Lauren Conrad Blows The Top Off Of The Hills And Herself For May's Glamour

Photo Via Glamour.com

Former MTV reality show starlet and current fashion designer slash best selling author, Lauren Conrad, goes topless for the May issue of Glamour magazine and also exposes a few secrets from the set of the show that made her famous.

Conrad, who happens to be killing it on the cover of Glamour, talks about why they were always  checking their phones on The Hills and why she is no longer BFF's with some of the other girls.  She also talks about her latest book that deals with a a bad girl who loves to cause drama on her reality show (could she be talking about her nemesis Kristin Cavallari or Spencer Pratt)? 

Check out what she gabs about to Glamour below:

Happy Easter: An Ode To Hats!

Photo Via The Huffington Post

Easter happens to be the perfect holiday for a hat obsessed person like myself.  Everyone who knows me well knows that I am OBSESSED with hats!  Not just any old hat will do... It has to be fierce, fab, outrageous and probably worn to a church.  I am not sure were my obsession with amazing hats comes from but with things like the royal wedding, Easter and old school church going women keeping them alive, I am hoping for a hat come back. 

Back in the day, men and women wouldn't dare go outside with out an amazing hat and if you read OJ&B then you know I feel the same way.  To honor Easter and hats I have pulled together some of OJ&B's greatest hat hits.  Think of it as a silly style blogger type post except I am totally not taking myself seriously.  Hope you enjoy!

OJ&B Horoscopes: April 2012

See what OJ&B sees in the stars for you with April's Horoscope!