Monday, December 28, 2009
The always fierce Tyra Banks announced that her daytime talk show will be coming to an end in the spring of 2010. “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show. I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.” Banks told People Magazine in an exclusive interview. Tyra has not only done 5 whole seasons of her talk show, but she has also won two daytime Emmy awards and has built a reputation for "going there" regardless of if we wanted her to or not.
DANG TYRA! Why do you have to leave too? Don't you know the best time to continue an award winning talk show is when Oprah leaves?!?! People are going to be STARVING for some good daytime talk and will probably try out many shows to dry their Oprahless tears. That is like closing your mom and pop burger stand after the Mickey D's shuts down in your town.
What am I going to do? Who is going to tell me that I am fierce all the time or reassure me that a good makeover heals any and all wounds? Who is going to relate EVERYTHING back to them so that I may think, "Hey, if Tyra went through it so can I!" Who is going to encourage me to wear my real hair and help me to get my shape in shape? I guess I am just going to have to keep watching Wendy Williams (How You Doin'?)
I just want to let the daytime talk world know that I am fully prepared to take over with my own talk show if you need me to step up! I would go there like Tyra, say whatever I wanted to like Wendy Williams, be hilarious like Ellen, and interview people with amazing questions like Oprah. I have my set picked out and everything.
As for Tyra, she is going to focus on her New York based film production company Bankable Studios. (I want to go to the launch party Ty Ty!) “My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are,” Banks tells People Magazine. I think it would be so dreamy to have liftimeeqsue movies produced slash starring Tyra (you know she will be in everything) based on stories from guests that she has had on her show. Let's face it, most of Tyra's more serious shows are Lifetime movies waiting to happen!
Good luck Tyra! Let me know if you need and or want me to be in any of your films!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Feliz Navidad y'all! It is finally Christmas Eve! I hope that you have been good all year and that you get everything you want from Santa. They say that Old Saint Nick watches you allllll year to see if you have been a good boy or girl. If that is true then I dunno how many presents YOU will get. He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you dropped it like it was hot at the club, and he saw you wearing yo hoochie boots and clothes that one night when you went home with that rando at the club. DANG SANTA! It must be fun watching all the hot messes all year long. Then again, I guess it would be like having your T.V. stuck on Maury all year long.
Besides the hot messes of the world, I know there are PLENTY of people who make the world a better place. There are parents, volunteers, soldiers, and just nice people in general who make life so much better. Thanks for that!
I hope that everyone has a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and that you are surrounded by the people that you love this holiday season. If you don't celebrate Christmas then Happy your holiday too!
To celebrate I have a present that I think everyone can enjoy! For me, nothing says the holidays like a lttle Jingle Bell Rock Mean Girls style! So sit back and enjoy one of my favorite movie clips ever! Hit it girls!
And since you all have been so good this year, here is a bonus present! Charo singing Feliz Navidad on Pee Wee's Christmas Special!
Monday, December 21, 2009
Over 13,000 stories have been written about Britney Spears in 2009 alone! These numbers come from a blog post that Spears' manager, Adam Leber, posted today on the pop stars official website. The blog post entitled, The Year In BS, presents a list of The 75 most BS Britney stories of 2009.
"We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous. Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities." Leber states before going into the list. Among the long list that Leber call out are stories about her tour, her family, her dad, her mental state, her being preggers, her lack of clothing, her opening a bead shop in Venice, her figure, K-Fed drama and SO MUCH MORE. PHEW!
Personally, I think that it is beyond awesome that they are calling out these stories. She has had tons of success in 2009 and yet people are still trying to hate. I can honestly say that one of my Top 5 favorite songs of 2009 is CIRCUS!
Some of these people are bloggers and I am sure they are going to be thrilled (or shamed) that they are mentioned on Brit's website. Now Britney's team needs to make the Top 75 most supportive Britney Stories stories of 2009 so I can get on the list!!
What BS story do you think is the craziest slash funniest on the list?
James Franco hosted Saturday Night Live this past Saturday and I am not going to lie, I missed most of it. I was out and about shopping it up for Christmas and did not get back until late. I did enjoy the parts that I did see and I wanted to share with you two clips that I though were pretty hilarious.
The first skit that I caught when I turned on the T.V. was a skit about a Mexican Talk show. I tried looking for the clip but I guess SNL did not think it was funny enough to put it online. I did! I love when they do the Mexican talk show skits. Remember when Christina Aguilera hosted SNL an did a Mexican soap skit? HILARIOUS!
I think one of the best skits from what I saw was the Weekend Update mock interview with "Snookie" from MTV's Jersey Shore. As soon as she rolled out a was laughing my poof off. I have never really cared for Bobby Moynihan on SNL but he really impressed me with his Snookie" skit. Take a look.
I am beyond amazed that the actual cast of Jersey Shore is popping up all over Television and getting legit press and interviews. I wonder if any of the Real World peeps are feeling jealous or snubbed? Maybe thy should do a Real World/Jersey Shore challenge?
I will continue to search for the Mexican talk show skit. But until then you can search the word SNL to see other great video's that I have posted about recent SNL's. Enjoy!
Sunday, December 20, 2009
I was so shocked and sad to hear that actress Brittany Murphy passed away early this morning due to cardiac arrest at age 32.
Above: Stacy Dash, Alicia Silverstone, and Brittany Murphy on the movie poster for the hit movie Clueless
Brittany Murphy was a part of so many of my favorite movies! The best being my all time move fave Clueless! I cannot even express in words how much I love this movie! I still quote Clueless all the time like it just came out last week. She was so perfect in that movie and was way harsh when she delivered the line, "You're just a virgin who can't drive." Murphy also had a really great singing voice. Of course we all noticed this when she sang Rollin' With The Homies at the Val Party, but my fave was when she belted it out at the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards with Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar. I always bust out with Brittany Murphy's part when I need a good belting moment in my life.
Above: Brittany Murphy helps out Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar in the opening of the 2002 MTV Movie Awards. The '02 MTV Movie Awards were my favorite! Check out the clip of this aweome opening and see Brittany Belt it!
Brittany Murphy blew me away with her vocal talents again when she was the voice of Gloria the Penguin in Happy Feet! Remember when she sang Somebody To Love?! I LOVED IT!
Murphy also used her very distinctive and unique voice to make the character Luanne Platter come to life on FOX's King Of The Hill. Brittany had such an amazing and contagious laugh. I loved her raspy and enthusiastic voice.
Above: Brittany Murhpy's King Of The Hill character Louanne Platter
Another movie that I loved Brittany Murphy in was Drop Dead Gorgeous! She was so funny as contestant Lisa Swenson. "Here's Peter as Liza!" I also quote Drop Dead Gorgeous all the time too. Brittany Murphy does her trademark laugh in this scene and it makes me so happy. DDG is such a hilarious movie.
Above: Brittany Murphy as Lisa Swenson in Drop Dead Gorgeous.
I LOVE pop culture and Brittany Murphy played such a huge role in the early part of my life in developing my love for witty comedies. Honestly, where would I be without her as Tai in Clueless? "If I fall will you catch me?" "And my buns, they don't fell nuttin' like steal." "Shit you guys, I've never had straight friends before!" -Tai Frasier
Thank you for being you Brittany Murphy! I will continue to watch all my favorite movies with you in it over and over again. "I hope not sporadically!"
Check out Brittany Murphy's other movies and feel free to leave a comment about your fave Brittany Murphy movie slash moment.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
As you may know, Orange Juice and Biscuits was up for one of Mashable.com's 2009 Open Web Awards as a Top 5 finalist for Best Blogger to Follow. BBC Radio 5 Live featured Mashable's Open Web Awards in an interview with Mashable creator, Pete Cashmore, in November highlighting the event as one of the web’s biggest annual awards. I want to let everyone know that the results came out today and the winner is... Derek Sheldon's blog The World As I Der See It!
I also want to take the time to congratulate Derek on his win! It was a long competition as there were over 440,000 nominations with over 70,000 nominees and over 780,000 final votes! That is just crazy! (I just can't sleep... why do I always have to sing that Britney song when I hear the word "crazy?") The fact that I made it to the top 5 in the Best Blogger to Follow category out of 440,000 nominations is amazing to me! Earlier today Derek sent me this message via Twitter:
"HEY buddy...I wanted to say you do and still do a WONDERFUL job! I am SO proud of you and your fans! Much love your way, Derek!"
Thanks Derek, great job to you as well! I want to thank EACH AND EVERY person that nominated and voted for OJ&B during the entire competition!! I could not have made it to the top 5 without any of you. I am extremely happy with Top 5. If this was American Idol I would be all kinds of going on tour and I would also get to sing the good songs! Check out what one OJ&B reader from Canada had to say on Twitter:
"You are such a wonderful person! Congrats on your Top 5 status, lets make you number 1 in 2010 !" -Michelle
Thank you so much for that sweet message Michelle!! I really do appreciate all of my readers that come to OJ&B from around the world. I plan on doing HUGE things in 2010 so I hope that you will come along for the ride!! - Jonathan
P.S. Don't you love the Top 5! High 5 pic? I found it when searching for images that said "Top 5" and I thought it was very OJ&B. It comes from the BBC Radio website. Be sure to check that out. I have a lot of European readers and I love them (and everyone from every country) all so much. THANKS AGAIN GUYS AND GALS!
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
The Golden Globe nominations for 2010 are in! This means that award season is coming up hot on us all and stylist and fashion houses all over are already in a mad dash to fulfill dress requests. (I hope Brad and Rachel Zoe don't go as crazy this year trying to get more dresses for Annie and Eva!) "The emails are not stopping today. Golden Globes craziness." tweeted DKNY's PR Girl. The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards will air on Sunday February 17, 2010. This is during the same week as Mercedes Benz Fashion Week for Fall 2010 in NYC. "Because they (The Golden Globes) are before shows it limits options. That's good and bad.." DKNY's PR Girl states in her Tweets.
As for the nominations themselves, I am very happy! It looks like my prediction about the movie Precious came true! As I recall I said that I saw an Oscar or at the very least a Golden Globe in Mo' Nique's future and with her Golden Globe nom for Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture, I say that she is well on her way! Gabourey Sidibe (Precious) also scored a nom for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama.
I was EXTREMELY happy for Joseph Gordon-Levitt and his movie (500) Days of Summer! JGL picked up a nom for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy, and (500) Days of Summer scored a nom for Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy. I loved this movie when I saw it back in March at SXSW Film in Austin, TX! It was my absolute favorite of the festival.
Also racking up major noms is crowd favorite Glee! I am so happy that Glee did so well with nominations at the Globes! I just KNEW that Jane Lynch was going to get all kinds of noms for her performance as coach of the Cheerios, Sue Sylvester! Jane is nominated for Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television. Lea Michelle (Rachel Barry) and Matthew Morrison (Mr. Shue) got nominated for Best Performance by an Actress and Actor In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy and Glee got a nom for Best Television Series - Musical Or Comedy. GET IT GLEE!
One film that I am really excited to see get nominations at the Globes is Grey Gardens. I have yet to see the movie but Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lang look like they did stellar performances in the clips that I have seen. They are both up for Best Performance by an Actress In A Mini-series or Motion Picture Made for Television.
I could go ON AND ON about The Globes, the noms, and award season but I will stop for now. I LOVE LOVE LOVE award season and all of the fun and glamour that it brings. I also love talking about movies and comparing and contrasting performances. As the Globes get closer I will put up the list and highlight who I think will win. It is always fun to see how many categories you get correct!
BEST OF LUCK to all of the nominees in all of the categories. Also, best of luck to all of the stylist and PR people dressing the stars! I cannot wait to weigh in on all of the fab fun!
For a complete list of all of the 2010 Golden Globe Nominees click here.
I can see no better way to start off the tweens (2010-2012) than with a Britney Spears slash Lady Gaga dual cover! ELLE Magazine has made all of my dreams come true by putting my two absolute favorite pop stars all in the same magazine for January 2010. The dual cover is a brill idea ELLE Magazine! Notice a toned down Gaga on the left and a motherly pop sensation on the right.
2009 has been a crazy year for a lot of people! At the beginning of 2009 I HATED Gaga. Then in September I was hit with a severe case of Gagarhea and I have not been the same since!
After I came down with Gagarhea many people questioned my love for Britney. They said that Gaga was my new Britney and that I loved Gaga more than her. Well I am here to set the record straight! I still love Britney! She will always be number one in my heart, but like the ELLE magazine cover, there is room for two pop stars at a time in my life.
Now what I would LOVE to see happen from this cover is simply a song featuring both Britney and Gaga! How amazing would that be?! We all know Gaga has written some songs for Britney, but now it is time for them to record together. I am putting the idea into the Universe (just like Oprah says to do) and I will give Brit and Gags the entire year of 2010 to make this happen!
Thanks Britney and Gaga! Let me know as SOON as you record that song!
Monday, December 14, 2009
This past Saturday Twilight slash New Moon Star, Taylor Lautner, hosted Saturday Night Live. I feel like I am the only one that is not afraid to say that it was not that great. Now I know that Taylor Lautner is crazy popular right now but COME ON! Some people are just not meant to be comedic actors. I honestly feel that he lacked comedic timing which is crucial in being funny.
Now listen and listen well! I am not trying to be a hater! MANY actors and actresses have changed my opinion about them after hosting SNL but TL just did not do it. I think that is is so crazy how all of these girls on Twitter were talking about how hilarious he was. Seriously? I know he is popular and the Twihards go insane over anything that was invloved in the films, but let's be honest! I just believe in giving credit where credit is due. It's like when the high school quarterback gets put as the lead in the spring musical. Is he good? NO! But will everyone come out to see him? YES! Such is TL on SNL! Also, if people thought that TL was a troll, no one would be talking about how funny his hosting job was.
Now to be fair and to prove that I am not hating on TL, I thought he did a good job on the skit about the middle school show choir.
The other skit I really liked was the one about Tiger Woods' 15th Mistress. It is just so sad that there are really girls out there that act and talk like her. FUUURR SUURE! I was dying when she said "It's kinda hard not to have a affair with someone you are having sex with. Does that make sense?"
My absolute favorite skit of the night was the very last skit that had to do with the custom door bells! I LOVED IT! I really want the ding dong bing boom okay hay hay what door bell because I enjoy a fly fancy lifestyle! I love how she was bobbing her head and mouthing the words to her door bell recordings. Get it TINA TINA! I have to say the new girls impressed me with these two skits.
All in all the show was OK. I am sure the TL fans are going to say how great he was and how the skits I liked were not funny, but they were to me! So take all that "I HEART TAYLOR" ish to the Twilight fan forums because I really don't care what team you are on or how hot you think TL is. JUST SAYING!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I recently had the chance to catch up with Models of the Runway winner, Kalyn Hemphill, for an exclusive interview for the Encore Magazine Blog! Kalyn was paired with designer Irina Shabayeva who was the winner of Project Runway. Being Irina's model made Kayln the very first winner of Models of the Runway!
I had such a good time talking with Kalyn. She is extremely sweet and has so much respect for herself and other people. I cannot wait to see what she does next.
Be sure to check out my exclusive interview with Kalyn at the Encore Magazine Blog!
Above: Kalyn Hemphill works the runway at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week during the finale of Project Runway.
Update: Kalyn was nice enough to post this comment on the Encore Blog:
Thanks so much for such a great post Jonathan! Visit my webpage, join my facebook fan page and follow me on twitter to learn more! Merry Christmas everyone!
Posted Tuesday, December 08, 2009 12:14 PM by Kalyn
You are welcome Kalyn! Glad you enjoyed it!
Monday, December 7, 2009
On the same day that it happened to snow in Houston, Texas, Jared Lang's Not So Silent Night Holiday/Christmas Party took place at the Winter Street Studios benefiting Child Advocates and Red Ribbon Toy Drive. It was the perfect way to kick off the Holiday Season! Guest who showed up throughout the evening did not let the ice or chill in the air stop them from coming out and having a good time!
Above: Guest mix and mingle at Jared Lang's Not So Silent Night Party
Page Parkes models acted as Santa's helpers/elves and music was provided by Sideshow Tramps and Karma Houston. Page Parkes was also a host of the party.
Party goers enjoyed delicious hors d' oeuvres by Demeris Catering and enjoyed holiday spirits including Riazul Premium Tequila.
I attended the party with my friend Courtney Pemberton and we had an amazing time. I love going to parties with people who know how to have a good time and can make you laugh!
Above: Jonathan Valdez and Courtney Pemberton enjoying the night.
I also had the honor of meeting Houston's Buzz Lady, Roseann Rogers who was a host of the party as well. I love Roseann Rogers because she does Entertainment News in Houston and she always knows what is going on, hence her name being The Buzz Lady. She was very friendly and pleasant to speak with.
Above: Jonathan Valdez, Roseann Rogers, and Courtney Pemberton
Congratulations to all of the host and sponsors on a successful event! A great time was had by all.
More Pictures from the party:
Above: Tabitha Pagel Garcia and Jonathan Valdez
Above: Jonathan Valdez and Michelle Sanchez
Sunday, December 6, 2009
On Saturday, December 5th, Gossip Girl star Blake Lively had hosting duties for NBC's Saturday Night Live. I really loved the opening monologue where some of the SNL cast came out as The Muppets! (You know from previous posts how much I love those Muppets!)I was dying when I saw my favorite Muppet, Janice, rocking out on the right. They all sang a little Christmas diddy and then it was on with the show!
For me, the best part of the night was when Rihanna did one of Andy Samberg's infamous digital shorts. I usually don't care for a lot of the digital shorts but I really enjoyed this one. The short features Ri Ri teaming up with "Shy Ronnie" to teach kids about knowledge. I really like the song for some reason (proabably because I am a sucker for Ri Ri) and it has been in my head ever since I saw it on Saturday night. "SPEAK UP!"
The other skit that I really enjoyed was the Gossip Girl parody entitled, "Gossip Girl: Staten Island." Between that skit and suffering through the first half of MTV's Jersey Shore on December 3rd, I believe I have reached my quota for bad hair, bad clothes, and over the top east coast accents for at least a couple of months.
I love when young actresses host SNL because that means that the Virginica skit is going to happen! (Remember when it used to be Gemini's Twins?) The best part about this sketch is when Virginica tells her stepdaughter (Lively) that a skirt she snatched out of another shoppers hands would go perfect for her "booty rounds and rounds."
Overall, I would have to say that I was really surprised at Blake's comidic skills. Even more surprising was the tweet that Whitney Port from MTV's The City posted when SNL was over. Port tweeted, "My dream is to be on SNL!!! I swear I can do it!" I don't know Boo! Maybe you should do a sketch comedy episode of The City first. I am sure those writers would love the chance to finally put their skills to good use.
Feel free to tell me what you thought about Blake Lively's hosting skills in the comments section. Do you think Whitney Port would be a good host on SNL? I also want to know what your favorite skit/moment/Rihanna performace was!
Thursday, December 3, 2009
One of my passions in life is interviewing people! I love it when I have the chance to spend time with someone and get to know more about what makes them tick and tock. Another passion of mine is my OJ&B blog! That being said, I have decided to combine my two loves together to form Orange Juice and Biscuit's 5 Questions With Series. 5 Questions With will revolve around people with interesting jobs/lives/hobbies/obsessions etc.
The very first 5 questions is with the beautiful London Levi. Many of you may know her as being one of models in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model in Cycle 12. (Sorry I had to pull a Tyra!) Check out what London had to say!!
London Levi: Well ello, ello! Most of you probably know me by now as London Levi, however I am sure most didn't know I am from deep in the heart of Texas. Dallas is my home and I have lived here all my life. When and if God wills I hope to move to Manhattan or possibly L.A. in the near future. Yes, they are completely different, but both hold endless opportunities and in fields I wish to venture out and play with. I have many aspirations, acting has been a long time passion of mine and I also have been a dancer for many years. Of course, I will continue to model as well, but I'm currently just giving it up to God and following where he leads. It is difficult being a follower of Christ and being in this industry. God says to be in this world, but not of it and I am walking with Him daily to discover how to succeed and be happy in this.
5 Questions with Model/Actress/Child of God/Fashionista London Levi!
1. How do you define the word beautiful?
London: When I think of the word beautiful I think of the face of God, which can be seen in everything and everyone. We encounter endless portraits of God at his best. Everyday I drive a tremendous amount and even the simplest of sunrises and trees blowing in the wind remind me of Christ and his precious sacrifice. To me this is real beauty, not like what our society has made it out to be. When did we determine that you had to be 100 pounds and 6 feet tall to be beautiful? When did we say that all the riches in the world will add to your appearance? Nice clothes, fancy cars, rail thin girls walking around hoping to stand out when in all reality we're cloning ourselves daily. Don't be afraid to venture out of the "norm" and let God's beauty resonate from out of you.
2. Are you still friends with any of the girls from your cycle?
London: I am indeed still friends with a few girls from my cycle. Cycle 12 had some amazing women on it and it was my pleasure to be able to meet and get to know each and every one of them. Unfortunately time does pass and people drift apart. We each live our own lives back at home, or for Kortnie our new home! (She's in Brooklyn now!) However I do keep in contact with Allison almost daily. She lives maybe 30 minutes away from me and I actually am attending the same art college as her next semester!
3. Would you rather work a runway or pose for the camera?
London: This is a tough one, because honestly I enjoy both. Though I must say I love the exhilaration form the runway and ultimately would choose this over posing for the camera. There's nothing like walking down that narrow strip and seeing a sea of faces starring up at you. In an instant it is over. Hours of preparation go into these 2 minutes of empowerment, but those 2 minutes are worth it.
4. Vintage or modern?
London: Vintage! Wait no, Modern! Ugh I honestly don't know. They're both so beautiful and I suppose it depends in which context you are using these words. For fashion I tend to like vintage better only because modern gets a little too funky for me...and that's saying something! I love how original a vintage piece can be and how when you purchase something from a vintage or thrift store you can guarantee your girlfriend won't be wearing the same thing to the party.
5. Finish this sentence: Even if it's the last thing I do I___________
London: will glorify God.
Thank you so much London for being the first person to participate in Orange Juice and Biscuits' 5 Questions With!
If you or someone you know would like to be featured in OJ&B's 5 Questions With, please email me at email@example.com!
Tonight was the annual lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in New York City. There were performances by the Radio City Rockettes, Michael Buble, Aretha Franklin, Alicia Keys, Barry Manilow, The Roots, Shakira and my personal favorite, the Muppets! I don't know what it is about the Muppets, but every time I see them on T.V. I feel like I am five years old all over again. The Muppets had a huge year this year. People.com even said that the Muppets had the comeback of the year. Remember when Gaga wore that outfit made entirely out of Kermit The Frogs and Then she took Kermit to the MTV VMAs as her date?! LOVE IT GAGA!
So to get back to my story, The lighting of the Rockefeller Center Tree (or any tree) reminded me of one of my favorite YouTube videos that I am sure you have all seen. In this video John Roberts plays a woman who is very excited about her Christmas Tree. The video is also a small ode to mothers everywhere. I hope that you like it as much as I do! Now go see the tree!!
P.S. If you liked that video then you will LOVE Jackie and Debra! I probably quote this video more than any other YouTube video out there JACKIE! :)
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is happening tonight at 10/9 central on CBS and you know there is going to be cheeks for days! Usually ladies in lingerie on a stage with an audience watching them screams hot mess! But there is no pole (that I am aware of) and it's Vicky Secrets so it is OK!
And how about that Heidi Klum?! She had a baby mere weeks before the VSFS took place at the Lexington Armory in New York on November 19th and she still strapped on her cat walking heels and hit the ground posing! GET IT HEIDI!
The other well known VS models that will be strutting it up will include Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr. Marisa Miller will be there too but she has a special job. She has the honor of wearing the $3 million Harlequin Fantasy Bra designed by renowned Italian jeweler Damiani. That's right I said it! 3 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A BRA?! Country singer (she still does that right?) Gretchen Wilson once said that she could get the same damn thing as Victoria's Secret on a Wal-Mart shelf half price. Sorry Gretch, but I don't think that WM will be carrying half price Harlequin Fantasy Bras anytime soon! And what would one do with a Bra like that? You would have to be very careful with who you picked to give that bra to. You couldn't give it to a hoochie because you know how they loose things. Can you imagine that awkward after-last-night phone call? "Girl, do you remember where that guy from last night lives? I think I left my Harlequin Fantasy Bra at his apartment. Will you go with me to get it and then we can have brunch?" LAWD you know it would happen!
Getting back to the fashion show! Music will be provided (like it's a cocktail party) by the Black Eyed Peas! I am really excited that they are apart of this (and by they I mean Fergie!) Now don't get me wrong, I LOVES ME SOME PEAS, but you all know that Fergie is my favorite.
ABOVE: The Black Eyed Peas looking fierce for their Victoria's Secrets Fashion Show performance! GET IT FERGIE AND GET IT Will.i.am with that keytar!
With The Peas, Heidi Klum, Celebs, the Harlequin Fantasy Bra, and VS, it is sure to be a spectacle for sure! If you want to chime in on all the action, feel free to leave a comment OR you can join me tonight at 10/9 central as I live Tweet via my Twitter name, @jonvaldez! Oh you know I will have plenty to say!